We are go for Cheesing it

Source of Making Everything Slightly Less Awful than it was a Week Ago No. 1

Co-Codamol and Diclofenac Cocktail.

In order to make this delightful little aperitif you will require the following ingredients:-

• Crippling back pain with possible central nervous system complications including numbness and tingling in the extremities and significant physical weakness down one side of the body*
• One willing medical professional with a prescription pad
• 30 mg Co-Codamol
• 50 mg Diclofenac

Combine 2 parts Co-Codamol with 1 part Diclofenac - ingest with some kind of food in order to avoid stomach ulcers and other unpleasant complications, sit back and enjoy the sensation of sinking into a warm bath.

Alternative Titles for the aforementioned cocktail include:-

• Happy Fun Time Dreamsicle
• The Obliterater
• The Time Altering Space Gibbon
• Super Awesome Double-Plus Goodness
• Goodnight Sweetheart
• Mr Bubbles
• Psychedelic Freak out Mash up
• Dave

*Author's note: This cocktail will not lessen the symptoms, but it will stop the imbiber from caring about them... or anything else for that matter...
except possibly that they are terribly grateful to their significant other for as yet omitting to stab them in the eye with a salad fork for their incessant rubbishness. 
Also your work colleagues and bosses will quickly become used to the phrase 'tripping balls' coming from your mouth.

I thank you





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