I won't because this is an unsubstantiated rant about minor irritations - but this is funny. |
It turns out that I am an angry little Pixie.
Very angry indeed.
I am however terribly bad at dealing with my anger, expressing it in anything remotely approaching a healthy way and often even acknowledging it exists.
So I have decided to combine my love of language with my hatred of the human race as a whole, in this - my new specialist interest-ish blog.
I intend to combine anecdotes of whatever is making me angry at any given time with a list of new and exciting ways to describe them.
I intend this to be not only an exercise in expunging some long pent up frustration but also a means to flex my linguistic muscles and with any luck expand my creative insult based vocabulary.
To this end, I warmly invite you, the reader, to add suggestions to the vocabulary list so that we may all share in the wonder of language and communal spleen venting.
Trot on Smudgey.
great job in design and composition, and especially discontented 'content', [accent on first syllable], fair pixie Bex.
ReplyDeletehuzzah! ain't visual thesaurus great? i've used them for about three years, [to shorten senior moments and edit poetry].
my word suggestion: 'excrementalist' - combine excrement with mentalist and you can insult someone to their face, leaving them in their
dark idiocy thinking you may have complimented
them, rather than called them a 'shit-head'.
you may become popular, Bex. i'll send a link to my daughter, [don't hold your breath, 'cause
she has a busy life].
:heart:pip from dA
Gosh - "Excrementalist" I do that. I'm sure I will find a way to work it in there somewhere. Be warned when recommending this to other people though, my sweet... there will be swears... nasty ones!
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