Wednesday 13 June 2012

So it Begins....

I won't because this is an unsubstantiated rant about minor irritations - but this is funny.


It turns out that I am an angry little Pixie.

Very angry indeed.

I am however terribly bad at dealing with my anger, expressing it in anything remotely approaching a healthy way and often even acknowledging it exists.

So I have decided to combine my love of language with my hatred of the human race as a whole, in this - my new specialist interest-ish blog.

I intend to combine anecdotes of whatever is making me angry at any given time with a list of new and exciting ways to describe them. 

I intend this to be not only an exercise in expunging some long pent up frustration but also a means to flex my linguistic muscles and with any luck expand my creative insult based vocabulary.

To this end, I warmly invite you, the reader, to add suggestions to the vocabulary list so that we may all share in the wonder of language and communal spleen venting.

Trot on Smudgey.

2 comments:

  1. great job in design and composition, and especially discontented 'content', [accent on first syllable], fair pixie Bex.

    huzzah! ain't visual thesaurus great? i've used them for about three years, [to shorten senior moments and edit poetry].

    my word suggestion: 'excrementalist' - combine excrement with mentalist and you can insult someone to their face, leaving them in their
    dark idiocy thinking you may have complimented
    them, rather than called them a 'shit-head'.

    you may become popular, Bex. i'll send a link to my daughter, [don't hold your breath, 'cause
    she has a busy life].

    :heart:pip from dA

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Gosh - "Excrementalist" I do that. I'm sure I will find a way to work it in there somewhere. Be warned when recommending this to other people though, my sweet... there will be swears... nasty ones!

      Delete